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WHY YOU
WON’T SEE BIG ADVERTISING HERE
or
Now, more than ever, I can’t believe we’re not
butter.
by TE Lawrence
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Come
see the softer side of our hard drive. The quality goes in before
the name (and the beat) goes on. When we talk everybody listens and
while we may not be supermarket to the world, we want you to be all
that you can be. You’re in good hands; you are everyday people, even
if you are seeing the USA in your father’s Oldsmobile. We’re everywhere
you want to be, ‘cause you only go ‘round once, and we’re all in this
together.
We know where the beef is and we don’t leave home without it. We’re
about nothing and we’re written so you can understand it, because
you’re worth it. We don’t hate you because you’re beautiful, and you
can have it your way if you just do it and escape the ordinary. Like
a rock, wait ‘til we get our [hands] on you. You’ll never let go,
and we love what you do for me (us). Don’t mess with Texas
Escapes, cause we’re all about you and the friendly skies, if
you’ll just come back to Jamaica (Beach, that is). Taste us again
for the very first time and we’ll absorb 47 times our weight in excess
stomach acid, because it’s a great time to be silver. If gray hair
is sneaking up on you, travel with someone you trust; it pays. How
long has it been since you had a big steaming bowl of picante sauce
in New York City? Well, that’s too long. We’re strong enough for a
man, but pH balanced for a woman, and we’ll help you celebrate the
moments of your life. We may be of the Pepsi generation, but we want
to buy the world a Coke. We try harder to put you in the driver’s
seat for the closest shave you’ve ever had. We’ll leave the light
on for you, because nothing beats a great pair of legs. We’re heartsmart
and the heartbeat of the heartbreak of psoriasis. You’ll wonder where
the yellow went, when you double your pleasure with tiny little tea
leaves. Did somebody say "we do it all for you?" We make
money the old fashioned way, one investor at a time.
Copyright
John Troesser
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