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Wildflower
Edition
It's
that time of year when the myths and lies of wildflower legends and lore are once
again circulated. It's the least we can do, to see that they reach a wider audience.
All aren't lies, however; some are merely useful phrases.
- They don't look like
mexican hats to me!
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No parecen los sombreros mejicanos
a mí!
- I
have heard bluebonnets are an aphrodisiac.
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He oído que bluebonnets es un afrodisiaco.
- I
don't think Indians really painted with them, it's just their name.
- No
pienso a indios realmente pintados con ellos, él soy justo su nombre.
- Why
can't someone learn to paint a decent bluebonnet painting!
- Porqué
no puede alguien aprender pintar una pintura decente de bluebonnet!
- The
State Troopers will shoot you if you pick a single flower!
- El
estado Troopers le tirará si usted escoge una sola flor!
- Ladybird
certainly was energetic!
- Ladybird
era ciertamente enérgio!
-
I meant to buy a wildflower book this year!
- Signifiqué
compra a un libro del wildflower este año!
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You're standing on a fire ant mound!
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Usted está estando parado en un montón de la hormiga del
fuego!
-
I think this number of bites might be fatal.
- Pienso
que este número de mordeduras pudo ser fatal.
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I believe that's a Ipomoea sagittata on the bottom of your shoe.
- Creo
que es a Ipomoea sagittata en el fondo de su zapato.
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Reader's Comments
I really like the
wildflower humor! Now, if only I could talk the talk, but it went! - Floresville,
March 28, 2000
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