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In
checking back over the columns I’ve already written, it seems that March is usually
the month I choose to pick on the United States Post Office. So in the interest
of tradition, I’ll start there this week.
The news reports today that the
USPS will lose another 3.8 billion this year. I know this comes as a big surprise
to most of us. I certainly thought it would be more. They have seen a 13% drop
in volume in the past year. As a result, they are thinking of cutting service
(again) and raising prices (again). The service at my station has not gotten any
worse, but then it hasn’t gotten any better either. So, in a way that does show
signs of improvement. I always like to put a positive spin on things. Several
of the employees at my station are new. I’m not sure if they found out that some
of the older ones had died and needed to be replaced or if they took early retirement
(is 85 years old …early?) The newer folks seem to be more fit and robust; at least
I have seen a significant reduction in the number of people on canes and walkers.
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The
post office paid nearly five million of our taxpayer dollars for a consulting
company to do a study to look at ways to improve their service. I would have done
it for a lot less. Whoever owned that consulting company must have been smiling
all the way to the bank. I feel certain he hand delivered the check rather than
depended upon snail mail to get it there in a timely manner. I imagine his report
was very short and to the point. It probably said something like… ‘improve customer
service.’ I could have told them this for free.
The news article went
on to say that the plans to have the post offices sell insurance, offer banking
services and possibly sell cell phones had been shelved for the time being. I
would imagine the training required to teach everyone how to count would be very
cost prohibitive. I do think if they opened up a Starbucks in every post office,
it would spark new revenue as well as keep more of the workers awake. It might
be kind of novel kind of like a police station serving donuts.
The last
time I wrote about the post office someone wrote to me and told me I was a jerk
and that the service had always been bad and I should accept it as some sort of
American tradition. I failed to see the logic in his argument, but it’s a free
country, so he can believe what he wants as far as I’m concerned. Of course, most
of you know I am only kidding about the entire postal system being bad. I am certain
there are many, many professional and competent people working there and I don’t
mean to paint everyone with a broad brush. It’s just that in my 60+ years, I haven’t
found too many that I can brag about. I’m sure they are out there. I just don’t
know where.
I feel like I can pick on the post office since they can’t
do a lot to me if I make them mad. I guess they could hold my bills, but that
wouldn’t be any big loss. My approach is that if I don’t see ‘em, I don’t owe
‘em. It’s works so far. I certainly don’t talk bad about the IRS, they can cause
you some sever hurt. They happen to be one of the nicest federal agencies I’ve
ever dealt with. Boy, are they efficient and courteous as well. The post office
could learn from those guys.
But in the interest of helping keep America
productive, I do feel it is my obligation to close with one thought. Let’s combine
the post office with McDonalds. You could get your mail and a big mac at the same
time. All across the country you could hear… “You want fries with that…and how
about some stamps?”
If you work for the post office and I made you mad
or you are a cop and didn’t like my donut joke, I apologize in advance. I’ll work
on developing a better attitude as soon as I get out of this line at the post
office.
© Peary Perry
Letters
From North America -
March 3, 2010 column
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