IF I WEREN'T ME

If I weren't me
I'd have to be
either you or them
quite comically

If I weren't me
I'd probably be
just a number
listed randomly

My I is me
I'm definitely
in favor of I
conceitedly

Don't want your I
I agree with me
I use my I
repeatedly

I love my I
affectionately
may I resound
eternally.