TEACH A MAN TO FISH

Teach a man to fish
and he will never be happy again
fish stink
fish are slimy
fish leave blood behind
so leave the fish alone
let them swim in their watery world
in peace and harmony
why put a hook in
when you can just do nothing
stare at the water
drink beer
scratch yourself
and anticipate the
Fisherman's Platter at Red Lobster.