MISS TEXAS ESCAPEE - 1999
Announcing The
Winner of The Texas Escapes
Bathing Beauty Contest of 1999*
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Now after weeks of decision and mental anguish by our selected
jury of plastic surgeons and veterinarians, we proudly announce
Miss Texas Escapee for 1999:
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MISS
TEXAS ESCAPEE, 1999
DOLORES
DeCOLORES
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DOLORES
DeCOLORES
from
FLORESVILLE
Born:
Sherwin Williams, Nebraska
Greatest Accomplishment:
Being
first bathing contestant to appear in color.
Quote:
I’ve spent my entire life in black and white except for 14 months
in sepia. I’m ready for a change. My entry photo looks like hand
tinting but it’s actually a pink full body tattoo.
Pet Peeve: I
don’t like being called a tinted person. I prefer "a person
of tint".
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In addition to her
title and crown, Ms DeColores wins her weight in sausage from
Earl’s Meat Market, a bath and dip for herself and her
pet from the Fayette County Veterinary Clinic and a get-out-of-jail
free card from the Sheriff’s department, good for one felony or
two misdemeanors.
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*This
contest is politically correct since all contestants are old fashioned
girls who enjoyed the blatant display of their beauty.
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All
photos TE archives. Any resemblance to persons living or deceased
is your problem.
Click here:
Miss
Texas Escapee 2000
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