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Deep in the Heart of Elsewhere

Rambling of a
Rebellious Teacher
Part 1

Report to this school

Compiled for your pleasure and edification
by Elder Sister Lyzelle from South Africa
Lyzelle Steyn

What on earth was I, a respectable middle-aged White Afrikaans-speaking teacher, doing, bumping along a rough single track road in my brave little VW Beetle, looking for the school where I was supposed to start teaching that very morning—having been appointed the previous day to "Report to this school (in one of the infamous South African Bantustans) tomorrow morning to teach Senior History (according to the White Man) and Afrikaans (The Language of the Oppressor)" This was in 1988, during the Bad Old Days of Apartheid in South Africa.

I eventually, at about 10am, found the school—only there was no school. Just a constant stream of traditionally gaily dressed ladies, blocking the "road" as they carried small buckets, and any kinds of tins, of concrete and poured it into what looked like rough ditches forming big squares dug in the dry dust. We looked at each other in mutual amazement, then one approached and asked: "What do you look for?"

I explained that I was looking for "the Senior School" and was informed that this was indeed the Senior School, "……but it is not yet finished"

Taking pity on my obvious confusion, she then directed me to the Middle School a "little bit further" on along the road, saying: "maybe you can find your pupils there"

So I carefully geared up my little Beetle and proceeded—very worried about the double negative suggestion of the "maybe" and the dubious "little bit further"

But find them I did—about 40 minutes later—80 "senior pupils" sitting under a tree next to a ramshackle building from which omnious sounds emanated, indicating that some form of teaching was taking place inside.

Well, seeing my reputed "itchy feet" (according to my mother) and Rebellious Nature (according to my previous principal, who probably received my resignation with gratitude) had led me to this point, I would see it through, come hell or high water. A quitter I am not.

I boldy approached what seemed to be the entrance, praying the veranda would not fall on my head (it held) and found the headmaster's office just beyond the sagging veranda roof. Having no idea that he had acquired a Senior Teacher, he greeted me politely with: "What do you look for?"

I explained who and what I was and he looked slightly bemused at the speed with which a Senior teacher, albeit a Boer (White woman) was provided by his government. However, he explained, there was a "little problem" as there was no classroom for the senior pupils, but the big tree would provide enough shade and there was an extra chair available in the staff room, where I would find two more senior teachers.

He gestured in the direction of the passage, and I considered myself dismissed and wandered off to find the "staff room" where I was met with the now familiar: "What do you look for?" Patiently I explained once more and they brightened considerably at the prospect of help and we went outside to figure out a Plan of Action.


Part 2: "Little problems"
© Lyzelle Steyn
June 12, 2023 guest column
"Rambling of a Rebellious Teacher":

Part 6: Invisible Shoes

Part 5: Joining the Circus

Part 4: A goat comes to class

Part 3: Teaching under a tree

Part 2: "Little Problems"

Part 1: Report to this school



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