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  Texas : Features : Humor : Column - "A Balloon In Cactus"

Dead Men Don't Talk,
But Dead Women Do

by Maggie Van Ostrand
Maggie Van Ostrand
Halloween is the time to celebrate the dead people we knew, and fear the fictional ghosts, goblins and ghoulies like Frankenstein, Dracula, and George W. Bush.

We have costume parties, troll the neighborhoods for candy, and bob for applies. But what about the dead people we're celebrating? Who will be the Main Dead Person of 2005?

We nominate the still-great-though-dead Frida Kahlo.

Frida Kahlo was a captivating artist and an intriguing, seductive woman. If we hadn't figured that out from the many books written about her, we would certainly have gotten the point from the motion picture, "Frida."

We also know she loved her family, Diego Rivera, and maybe even Leon Trotsky.

But her passionate love of cooking was totally missing from the film. We can see it in her work: "The Bride Frightened at Seeing Life Opened" (1943), "Pitahayas" (1938), "Still Life" (1942), "Naturaleza Viva" (1952), and many others. The sensuousness of an inspired and perfectly prepared Mexican meal can be more desirable than almost any other sensation since, if you stop and think about it, it encompasses all five senses: touch, smell, sight, sound, and taste.

Imagine the feel of the ingredients as they passed through Frida's hands, the cool of the countertop tiles as her hand brushed across them, the heat of the fire, the textures of her green pressed-glass bowls from Puebla, in which she served Chiles Stuffed with Picadillo to Diego Riviera at their wedding fiesta. Diego preferred the use of ordinary blue enameled metal spoons instead of silverware which he thought bourgeois, but most of the food had to be eaten using only tortillas. Just think how those moist, sensuous stuffings would feel oozing out of the tortilla and over your fingers, splattering on the plate's floral pattern.

Scents from her kitchen would likely have caused overworked salivary glands in every soul fortunate to be near enough to enjoy them. The blending of succulent smells must have been so seductive as to render the recipient nearly comatose with anticipation of the culinary delights to come.

Picture the sight of her Dead Man's Bread and calaveras for the Day of the Dead, for which she annually cooked Red Mol้, Chicken in Pipiแn Sauce, and Tamales in Banana Leaves, all of which were laid out in talvara bowls from Puebla on a table scattered with zempazuchitl (orange) flowers so that "when the little angels return they will be greeted by the brilliance and shining colors of these flowers, the color of the sun."

Think of the wonderful sounds which must have emanated from Frida's busy kitchen, the wooden bowls as they were set down upon her yellow and blue tile countertop, the sharp sounds of knives as they chopped ingredients, the soft shoosh-shoosh-shoosh as hand-carved wooden spoons scraped back and forth across the rounded bottom of her massive bowls mixing the famous Black Mol้ from Oaxaca.

There is nothing that makes a woman feel more like a woman than appreciation from her family and guests; she will get that if she follows Frida's example and creates meals which appeal to all five senses.

Here are Frida's recipes, some of which she inherited from her mother, Mrs. Matile Calder๓n de Kahlo. Matile's collection was called "Nuevo Cocinero Mexicano."
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DEAD MAN'S BREAD

• 7 1/2 cups/1k flour, sifted
• 3 cups/400g sugar, plus additional for dusting
• 1 cup plus 2 tbsp/250g vegetable shortening or butter
• 2 packages active dry yeast dissolved in 5 tbsp warm milk
• 12 small eggs
• 1 tbsp lard
• 2 tsp ground cinnamon
• 2 tsp vanilla extract
• half cup/125 ml milk

Mound the flour on the counter or in a bowl and make a well in the center.

Place the sugar, shortening, yeast, eggs, lard, cinnamon, vanilla and milk in the well. Work into a dough and knead until the dough pulls away from the counter. If the dough is too soft, knead in more flour. Shape into a ball, grease and flour it lightly, and place in a greased bowl. Let stand in a warm place for 2 and a half hours, or until doubled. Cover with towel and refrigerate overnight.

Shape the dough into balls the size of a peach. Decorate the tops with strips of dough to look like bones. Place the rolls on greased baking sheets and let rise in a warm place for about one and a half hours, or until the bottoms sound hollow when tapped -- the rolls, not your husband's.
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CHILES STUFFED WITH PICADILLO

• 16 poblano chiles, roasted, peeled, seeded, and deveined
• Flour
• 5 eggs, separated
• Corn oil or lard
• Tomato Broth

Stuff the chiles with the Picadillo, then dust them with flour. Beat the egg whites until stuff. Beat the yolks lightly with a pinch of salt and gently fold together with the whites to make a batter. Dip the chiles into the batter and fry in hot oil until golden. Drain on brown paper. To serve, place the chiles in the Tomato Broth.
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PICADILLO

• 3 pounds/1,500g ground pork
• 1 large onion, halved
• 3 garlic cloves, chopped
• Salt and pepper
• 6 tablespoons lard
• 1 small onion, finely chopped
• 1 pound/400g tomatoes, chopped
• 1 cup/75g shredded cabbage
• three quarters cup/100g blanched almonds, chopped
• half cup/60g raisins

Cook the pork with the onion halves, garlic, and salt and pepper to taste for about 20 minutes. Drain the liquid and discard onion. Heat the lard in another pan and saut้ the chopped onion, carrots, and zucchini until the onion is translucent. Add the tomato, cabbage, almonds, raisins, pork and salt and pepper to taste. Simmer for about 20 minutes, or until the mixture has darkened and the tomato is cooked through.
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TOMATO BROTH

• 3 tbsp olive oil
• 1 onion, thinly sliced
• 2 carrots, peeled and thinly sliced
• 10 medium tomatoes, roasted, peeled, seeded, and chopped
• half cup/125 ml vinegar
• 3 tbsp sugar
• Salt and pepper
• 2 tsp dried oregano
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BLACK MOLษ FROM OAXACA


• 1 pound/500g chiacle chiles
• one quarter pound/250g mulato chiles, seeded and deveined, seeds reserved
• half pound/250g pasilla chiles, seeded and deveined, seeds reserved
• three quarters pound/375g lard
• 2 large onions, roasted
• 1 head garlic, roasted
• 3 stale tortillas
• 2 slices egg bread
• three quarters cup/100g blanched almonds
• half cup/75g shelled peanuts
• 1 cinnamon stick
• half cup/70g sesame seeds
• half cup/60g pumpkin seeds
• Pinch of anise seeds
• 1 tsp cumin seeds
• 1 tsp dried thyme
• 1 tsp dried marjoram
• 2 tsp dried oregano
• 10 corriander seeds
• 10 black peppercorns
• 8 cloves
• three quarters cup/100g raisins
• 3 large bars Mexican chocolat้ (or semisweet chocolate)
• 4 pounds/2k ripe tomatoes, roasted and peeled
• 1 pound/500g small green tomatoes
• 8 tbsp lard
• Sugar and Salt
• 2 guajolotes (small turkeys) or 4 large chickens cut into pieces and cooked in a strong broth with carrots, onions and herbs.

Quickly fry the chiles in hot lard, being careful not to let them burn. Place the fried chiles in a large saucepan in hot water to cover. Bring to a boil, then simmer until soft.

In the same hot lard, saut้ the onions and garlic until translucent. Add the tortillas, bread, almonds, peanuts, cinnamon, reserved chil้ seeds, sesame seeds, pumpkin seeds, anise seeds, cumin seeds, thyme, marjoram, oregano, coriander seeds, peppercorns, cloves, raisins and chocolat้. Saut้ for a few minutes. Puree this mixture with the tomatoes and the chiles.

Strain the puree and cook in 8 tablespoons lard. Stir in sugar and salt to taste and 2 cups/500 ml of the turkey broth. Simmer for 20 minutes.

Add the turkey, and simmer for 20 to 25 minutes to blend flavors. If the mixture is too thick, add more turkey broth as needed.

NOTE: Chihuacles are special chiles from Oaxaca; you can substitute cascabel chiles.
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Granted, a woman really has to love her family and the art of cooking to go to these lengths. But that's what it's all about, no? Have a great Halloween everybody.

Copyright Maggie Van Ostrand
"A Balloon In Cactus"
October 22, 2005 column
Email:
maggie@maggievanostrand.com

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