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IS GOD A WOMAN?

by David Knape

I see now where people
have started referring to God
as SHE

which throws me for a loop
for a man always thinks
of God as a fellow MAN

who else would have
the nerve
to try to make something
without reading the instructions

who else would assemble
such a toy as earth
without first looking at the manual

where parts
are connected wrong
and thrown together in odd fashion
like Giraffes or Platypuses

and like a man
he would not ask for help
nor admit his mistake

he would just point his finger
and say Eve did it

in my estimation
God is a MAN

it's just so typical.



© d.knape
January 3, 2017

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